February 2012
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
Indian guys: you want to make friendship
canadian guys: wanna take a ride on my tractor
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me:
Tumblr:
Me:
Tumblr:
Me:
Tumblr:
Me: -clicks reblog-
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
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Every time someone unfollows me I'm like,
“lol why would someone unfollow me my blog is fucking awesome.”
Conceited/sarcastic but serious at the same time...
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”