January 2012
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Whenever I express my love for RDJude...
Me: Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law are so gay for each other omg I love it please get married. Everyone I know: Wtf why would you want them to be gay that’s weird. And then I’m like,
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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band member: hi
me: i love you
band member: i love you too
me: want to have sex
band member: what
me: what
Dec 31st
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Mystery Skulls EP hits Bandcamp
nottheradio: Go grab the very first production by Mystery Skulls! A 5-track EP that you may purchase for $1 or more. I strongly recommend it for fans of good music, or fans of 8-bit video game soundtracks, or fans of both of those things. GET IT NOW. THIS. DO IT.
Dec 30th
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5 SONG EP FOR SALE ON BANDCAMP
mysteryskulls: http:// mysteryskulls.bandcamp.com/ 5 song EP up for sale. Pay what you want ($1 minimum sorry)
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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STOP BEING SO DAMN CUTE
Dec 29th
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Being artistic on a dusty car
Expectations: Reality:
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Me: I think about Robert Downey Jr too much don’t I? Me: Too much…….or not enough?
Dec 29th
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A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be...
WOODEN TIT
Dec 29th
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notlellathellama: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y  CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Unacceptable ways of...
Dec 29th
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me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Dec 29th
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My love for Robert Downey Jr has started to take...
No regrets
Dec 29th
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
awwwwww sheeeeeiiiit yeeeaaahhh
Dec 28th
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Dec 28th
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Dec 28th
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“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
Dec 28th
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